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PostSubject: The South - You Gotta Love It    Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:00 am

The South - You Gotta Love It


Alabama
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck."Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"



Georgia
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."




Louisiana
A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ." When asked why, he replied, "He'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world."




Mississippi
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."




North Carolina
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."




Tennessee
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"




Texas
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.
The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."
"Yep", he replied. "That's why I dumpin it here, cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'.."




You can say what you want about the South,
But you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North.




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PostSubject: Re: The South - You Gotta Love It    Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:07 pm

Hitting home with the "Georgia" jokes i see. Good ones though, thanks for the read.
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PostSubject: Re: The South - You Gotta Love It    Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:32 pm

I thought the Louisiana one was probably the best. But they all were pretty good.



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PostSubject: Things A REDNECK WOULD NEVER SAY   Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:22 am

A REDNECK WOULD NEVER SAY



* Oh, I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.

* I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

* Duct tape won't fix that.

* Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.

* Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
* We don't keep firearms in this house.

* Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?

* You can't feed that to the dog.

* I thought Graceland was tacky.

* No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

* Wrestling's fake.
* Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
* We're vegetarians.
* Do you think my gut is too big?
* I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
* Honey, we don't need another dog.

* Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
* Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
* Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
* Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
* I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
* Trim the fat off that steak.
* Cappuccino tastes better than Espresso.
* The tires on that truck are too big.
* I'll have the Arugula and Radicchio salad.
* I've got it all on the C drive.
* Unsweetened tea tastes better.
* Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
* My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
* I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
* Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
* Checkmate.

* She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
* Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
* Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.



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