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 ISN"T THIS THE TRUTH WHEN YOU GET MARRIED

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PostSubject: Re: ISN"T THIS THE TRUTH WHEN YOU GET MARRIED    Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:41 am

I like the girl next door. She seems nice to want to help out.
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PostSubject: Re: ISN"T THIS THE TRUTH WHEN YOU GET MARRIED    Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:39 pm

Little Johnny walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts. Worried about what her son has seen she dress’s quickly and goes to find him.

Little Johnny sees his mom and asks "What were you and dad doing?"

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"You’re wasting your time," say’s Little Johnny.

"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.

"Well, when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it rig*t back up."



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PostSubject: ISN"T THIS THE TRUTH WHEN YOU GET MARRIED    Thu Jul 29, 2010 1:34 pm

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and piss down me leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late! "His mate looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, piss hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw me shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep. It Works Every Time!!!

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