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PostSubject: THEY WALK AMONG US   Thu May 27, 2010 5:30 pm

Subject: THEY WALK AMONG US


Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,


he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good


home - You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there


without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that


people were too distrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true,


so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone


stole it.


Caution: They Walk Among Us!!





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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted,
"Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where??"

Caution: They Walk Among Us!!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

Caution:They Walk Among Us!!


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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I

told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific".

Caution: They Walk Among Us!!

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My colleague and I were eating lunch in our company's cafeteria, when we overheard one of the assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her

weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but didn't

think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving...

Caution: They Walk Among Us!!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car; it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...

Caution: They Walk Among Us!!

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My friends and I were on a soda run and noticed that the cases were

discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....

Caution : They Walk Among Us!!

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring

attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip

out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and

ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...

Caution: They Walk Among Us!!

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the

lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.

She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional

and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...

Caution: They Walk Among Us!!

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to

go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.

"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces".

Yep, They Walk Among Us, too AND reproduce!





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