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PostSubject: One Line Aussie Jokes    Sun Sep 26, 2010 5:31 pm


AUSTRALIA



kilroy

What's the difference between Aussies and pigs?
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Pigs don't turn into Aussies when they drink.

kilroy

What's the difference between an Australian and a computer?
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You only have to punch information into a computer once.

kilroy

Why do birds fly upside down over Australia?
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It's not worth shitting on.

kilroy

Why was the Christ child not born in Australia?
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You'd have a job finding three wise men, much less a virgin!!

kilroy

What do you call a field full of Australians?
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A Vacant Lot

kilroy

What do you call an Aussie who scores well in an IQ test?
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A cheat.

kilroy

What do you call an Aussie with half a brain?
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Gifted.

kilroy

If Santa Claus, a smart Aussie and a dumb blonde were in a room, and you tossed in a hundred dollar note, who would grab it first?
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The blonde - the other two don't exist.

kilroy

How many Aussies does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
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Ten. One to make the batter, and nine to peel the Smarties.

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