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PostSubject: Future Of Texas    Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:22 pm

FUTURE OF TEXAS

(Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)

We Texans love y'all, but we'll probably have to

take action since Barack Obama won the election. We'll

miss you too.



Here is what can happen:



1: Barack Hussein Obama became President of the United States, and Texas can secede from the Union .



2: George W. Bush will become the President of the Republic of Texas . You might not think that he talks too pretty, but we haven't had another terrorist attack, and the economy was fine until the effects of Barney Frank and his Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans came to roost.



So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?



1. NASA is just south of Houston , Texas . We will control the space industry.



2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States .



3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it.



The term "Don't mess with Texas ," will take

on a whole new meaning.



4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of

Texas will need for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we don't know. Why not ask Obama?



5. Natural Gas - again we have all we need and it' s too

bad about those Northern States. John Kerry and Al Gore will have to figure out a way to keep them warm....



6. Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing

computer chips and communications equipment -small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Miconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Norte l, Alcatel, etc, etc. The list goes on and on.



7. Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers. The Houston Medical Center alone employs over 65,000 people.



8. We have enough colleges to keep us getting smarter:

University of Texas , Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Texas

Christian, Rice, SMU, University of Dallas , University of

Houston , Baylor, UNT ( University of North Texas ), Texas Women's University, etc. Ivy grows better in the South anyway.



9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force, and it isn't restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in Texas ,

it's a Right to Work State and, therefore, it's every man and woman for themselves. We just go out and get the job done.And if we don't like the way one company operates, we get a job somewhere else.



10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and

insurance industries, etc.



11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas

National Guard, the Texas Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don't have an Army, but since

everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of

ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the

Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers..



12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs,

and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables, and

let's not forget seafood from the Gulf.





13. Three of the ten largest cities in the United States ,

and twenty-three of the 100 largest cities in the United

States , are located in Texas. And Texas also has more

land than California, New York , New Jersey , Connecticut , Delaware , Hawaii , Massachusetts , Maryland , Rhode Island

and Vermont combined.



1 4. Trade: Three of the ten largest ports in the United

States are located in Texas .



15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don't

need to. You see, nothing rusts in Texas , so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for decades.



This just names a few of the items that will keep the

Republic of Texas in good shape. There isn't a thing

out there that we need and don't have..



Now to the rest of the United States under President Obama:



Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your

cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.



You won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston

will cut off satellite communic ations.



You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes, but

since Mr. Obama has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as you survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.



So, in other words, go screw yourselves.

Oh, that's right. You already have!



Signed, The People of Texas

P.S. This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give

you something to think about!



SLEEP WELL TONIGHT... THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU!!

One Nation Under God



''Life's tough......it's even tougher if

you're stupid.'' -- John Wayne











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