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PostSubject: Re: Top Idiots   Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:36 am

Hi Fordo! <3
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PostSubject: Re: Top Idiots   Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:08 pm

hi belle and thanks for the welcome, i do try to drop by as often as i cani hope to catch my buddy doll in chat one day, but my timing is rubbish, adelaide huh?hows the weather,lol, i'm in melbourne,i think any how....
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PostSubject: Re: Top Idiots   Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:08 pm

Hi Fordo, Welcome to our little part of cyber space, I hope you will drop in more often, would love to actually get to speak to you !!! I know you know doll and I think she is awesome , so any friend of Dolls in always welcome, I am Belle btw , I am the chat hostess for want of better word, and I come from the land down unda lol , I am from Adelaide. So I welcome you into our little room , and am looking forward to talking to you . Oh and I go for the Crows btw lol. Talk to you soon
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PostSubject: Re: Top Idiots   Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:50 am

thankyou for the welcome, Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Top Idiots   Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:57 am

Lol Hi & welcome fordo to the Galaxy, have no wories these people that were mentioned came here to try to cause trouble but were caught beforehand.

Try giving a shoutout in the Cbox when your here ya never know there might be other lurking about too I am often here just working on things but will gladly stop to answer question or show ya around.

Once more welcome aboard the Galaxy Fordo.

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PostSubject: Re: Top Idiots   Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:35 pm

and i apologise for lurking, i'm abit of a slow starter,and my timing is rubbish, i never find anyone else here when i do make my breif appearances.....Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Top Idiots   Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:31 pm

cant belive i didnt rate a mention, i is awesome idiot.
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PostSubject: Top Idiots   Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:20 pm

Top Idiots




1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?

AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked Intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package.

Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.





2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS.

Police in Oakland, CA, spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, 'Please come out and give yourself up.'





3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???

An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.




4 THE GETAWAY!

A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.




5. DID I SAY THAT???

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: 'Give me all your money or I'll shoot', the man shouted, 'that's not what I said!'





6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING? ??

A man spoke frantically into the phone: 'My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart'. 'Is this her first child?' the Doctor asked.

'No!' the man shouted, 'This is her husband!'




7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!

In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.. (hellooooooo)!



8. THE GRAND FINALE!!!

Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.


NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE:



Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!










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