HomeFAQRegisterLog in
Welcome To The Galaxy Traveller's! Kick Back & Enjoy Your Stay !  
Don't Be A Jerk & Lurk, Come On In & Chat
Warning do not click on the advertisments below they go to shady sites!
Latest topics
» Merry Christmas
Mon Dec 21, 2015 10:16 pm by Emma from Australia

» A Few Songs I Like
Thu Dec 17, 2015 4:28 pm by Emma from Australia

» Australian hair accessories!!!
Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:20 pm by Emma from Australia

» Australias new PM!
Wed Dec 16, 2015 3:37 pm by Emma from Australia

» A few funny pictures
Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:14 pm by Emma from Australia

» IRON
Thu Dec 10, 2015 5:20 pm by Emma from Australia

» Merry Christmas From Australia
Wed Dec 09, 2015 3:43 pm by Emma from Australia

» Give ~ Love ~ Trust
Sun May 24, 2015 8:49 pm by Emma from Australia

» FACTS YOU MAY NOT KNOW
Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:35 am by Colt Walker

Social bookmarking
Social bookmarking Digg  Social bookmarking Delicious  Social bookmarking Reddit  Social bookmarking Stumbleupon  Social bookmarking Slashdot  Social bookmarking Yahoo  Social bookmarking Google  Social bookmarking Blinklist  Social bookmarking Blogmarks  Social bookmarking Technorati  

Bookmark and share the address of The Galaxy on your social bookmarking website
Search
 
 

Display results as :
 
Rechercher Advanced Search
Give Away Of The Day

Share | 
 

 A Aussie Christmas

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
Emma from Australia
Star Fleet Captain
Star Fleet Captain
avatar

Posts : 414
Join date : 2010-05-20

PostSubject: A Aussie Christmas    Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:16 am

'Twas the night before christmas;
there wasn't a sound.
Not a possum was stirring; no-one was around.
We'd left on the table
some tucker and beer,
Hoping that Santa Claus
soon would be here;
We children were snuggled up safe in our beds,
While dreams of pavlova danced 'round in our heads;
And Mum in her nightie,
and Dad in his shorts,
Had just settled down to watch TV sports.
When outside the house
a mad ruckus arose;
Loud squeaking and banging
woke us from our doze.
We ran to the screen door,
peeked cautiously out,
snuck onto the deck,
then let out a shout.
Guess what had woken us up from our snooze,
But a rusty old ute
pulled by eight mighty 'roos.
The cheerful man driving
was giggling with glee,
And we both knew at once
who this plump bloke must be.
Now, I'm telling the truth
it's all dinki-di,
Those eight kangaroos fairly soared through the sky.
Santa leaned out the window
to pull at the reins,
And encouraged the 'roos,
by calling their names.
'Now, Kylie! Now, Kirsty!
Now, Shazza and Shane!
On Kipper! On, Skipper!
On, Bazza and Wayne!
Park up on that water tank.
Grab a quick drink,
I'll scoot down the gum tree.
Be back in a wink!'
So up to the tank those eight kangaroos flew,
With the ute full of toys,
and Santa Claus too.
He slid down the gum tree
and jumped to the ground,
Then in through the window
he sprang with a bound.
He had bright sunburned cheeks
and a milky white beard.
A jolly old joker
was how he appeared.
He wore red stubby shorts
and old thongs on his feet,
And a hat of deep crimson
as shade from the heat.
His eyes - bright as opals -
Oh! how they twinkled!
And, like a goanna,
his skin was quite wrinkled!
His shirt was stretched over a round bulging belly
Which shook when he moved,
like a plate full of jelly.
A fat stack of prezzies
he flung from his back,
And he looked like a swaggie
unfastening his pack.
He spoke not a word,
but bent down on one knee,
To position our goodies
beneath the yule tree.
Surfboard and footy-ball shapes
for us two.
And for Dad, tongs to use
on the new barbeque.
A mysterious package
he left for our Mum,
Then he turned and he winked
and he held up his thumb;
He strolled out on deck and his 'roos
came on cue;
Flung his sack in the back and prepared to shoot through.
He bellowed out loud
as they swooped past the gates-
'MERRY CHRISTMAS to all,
and goodonya, MATES!'











Back to top Go down
 
A Aussie Christmas
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
The Galaxy :: Jokes & Other Funny Stuff :: Aussie-
Jump to: