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PostSubject: EVERYTHING IS BIG IN TEXAS   Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:43 pm

EVERYTHING IS BIG IN TEXAS




A Texan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone.

He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average down home, Folks. Like I said, "My boy's a typical Texas baby boy."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many were heard. One woman actually faints due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Texas baby boy. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you. So... How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "17 pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, and concerned.

"What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."

The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."

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PostSubject: Re: EVERYTHING IS BIG IN TEXAS   Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:25 am

Well that just goes to show ya never read my posts!
I put that joke in a loooooong time ago.
http://thegalaxy.findtalk.biz/texas-jokes-f13/only-in-texas-t15.htm

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