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 Just A Few Funny One Liners!

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PostSubject: Just A Few Funny One Liners!   Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:07 pm

JUST A FEW FUNNY ONE LINERS

A recent survey asked 100 men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. 10% said the sucking motion, 20% the warm wet sensation and 70% said the silence!



If Green means GO and Red means STOP! What does Yellow mean? Speed the hell up, its almost red.


Two potatoes are standing on a corner. how do you know which ones the prostitute? IT has a sticker that says "Idaho"


This Explains How I am sometimes Women are like mobile phones. They love to be held, talked to, and handled with care. But if you hit the wrong button, they'll disconnect you in a heartbeat...


A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners.On the way out the door,the lady at the counter says Come Again.The blond says no its toothpaste this time!


Wants to know if you want something that goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?YOU PERVERTS ! I was asking if you want a piece of gum?


A boy asked a girl "why do you wear a bra if you don't have anything to put in it?" she replies "you wear pants don't you?"


Cop pulls over motorist and says "your eyes look kind of red, you been drinking?", motorist says to cop, "your eyes look kind of glazed, you been eating donuts?


Wonder if girls get camel toe do guys get elephant trunk?



2pac's" of "Eminems" cost "50 Cent" that's "Ludacris" & can i have my "nickleback" ?











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