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PostSubject: Cajun Airlines   Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:45 am

Cajun Airlines




Pierre and Boudreaux were flying Cajun Airlines. Boudreaux was
flying da plane and Pierre was in da back foolin wit da cargo
equipment an stuff. Da plane hit some turbulance an started
bouncing around an Boudreaux got knock unconscience. Then da
plane started driftin. Pierre him come run up to da front an
Boudreaux was sprawl out over da steerin wheel.

Well, Pierre don't know notin bout flyin an he start to get
panaky. He grab da microphone and holla "May Day! May Day! Dis
is Cajun Air Line 10210. Boudreaux, him knock unconscence an I
don know nutin about flyin dis plane!"

"Dis is da control tower," someone answer. "Don' you worry about
nutin. We gona splain how fo you to land dis plane, step by step
ah gar-on-tee! Jus leave arything ta us. Fus', how high are you
an what's you position?"

Pierre thought a minute, den say, "I'm five foot ten an I'm all
da way to da front of da plane."

"No! No!" answer da tower. "What's you altitude an where's you
location?"

Pierre say, "Man ah got a po attitude, an I'm from Thibodeaux!"

"No! No! No!" came an exasperated voice. "Ah needs to know how
many feet you got off da ground an how you plane's in relation to
da airport!"

Pierre start to panic by dis time. He say, "Countin Boudreaux's
an mine we got four feet off da ground an I don't believe dis
plane's related to you airport!"


A long pause --- "We needs to know who you next of kin is and
where to send da flowers!"



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