HomeFAQRegisterLog in
Welcome To The Galaxy Traveller's! Kick Back & Enjoy Your Stay !  
Don't Be A Jerk & Lurk, Come On In & Chat
Warning do not click on the advertisments below they go to shady sites!
Latest topics
» Merry Christmas
Mon Dec 21, 2015 10:16 pm by Emma from Australia

» A Few Songs I Like
Thu Dec 17, 2015 4:28 pm by Emma from Australia

» Australian hair accessories!!!
Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:20 pm by Emma from Australia

» Australias new PM!
Wed Dec 16, 2015 3:37 pm by Emma from Australia

» A few funny pictures
Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:14 pm by Emma from Australia

» IRON
Thu Dec 10, 2015 5:20 pm by Emma from Australia

» Merry Christmas From Australia
Wed Dec 09, 2015 3:43 pm by Emma from Australia

» Give ~ Love ~ Trust
Sun May 24, 2015 8:49 pm by Emma from Australia

» FACTS YOU MAY NOT KNOW
Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:35 am by Colt Walker

Social bookmarking
Social bookmarking Digg  Social bookmarking Delicious  Social bookmarking Reddit  Social bookmarking Stumbleupon  Social bookmarking Slashdot  Social bookmarking Yahoo  Social bookmarking Google  Social bookmarking Blinklist  Social bookmarking Blogmarks  Social bookmarking Technorati  

Bookmark and share the address of The Galaxy on your social bookmarking website
Search
 
 

Display results as :
 
Rechercher Advanced Search
Give Away Of The Day

Share | 
 

 Elvis Vs Jesus

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
Emma from Australia
Star Fleet Captain
Star Fleet Captain
avatar

Posts : 414
Join date : 2010-05-20

PostSubject: Elvis Vs Jesus   Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:35 pm

Elvis vs. Jesus

JESUS is the Lord's shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill Shepherd.

JESUS was a carpenter. ELVIS' favorite high school class was wood shop.

JESUS was part of the Trinity. ELVIS' very first band was a trio.

JESUS' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members. ELVIS' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.

JESUS is a Capricorn.(December 25) ELVIS is a Capricorn.(January Cool

JESUS was the lamb of God. ELVIS had mutton chop sideburns.

JESUS' Father is everywhere. ELVIS' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit.

JESUS said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink."Â(John 7:37) ELVIS said, "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock, MGM:1957)

JESUS fasted for 40 days and nights. ELVIS had irregular eating habits.(eg: 5 banana splits for breakfast)

JESUS said: "Man shall not live by bread alone." ELVIS liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.

"[JESUS'] countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow." (Matthew 28:3)Â ELVIS wore snow-white jumpsuits with lightning bolts.

JESUS said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39) ELVIS said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA 1956)

JESUS walked on water.(Matthew 14:25) ELVIS surfed on water.Â(Blue Hawaii, Paramount:1965)

JESUS H. CHRIST has 12 letters. ELVIS PRESLEY has 12 letters.

JESUS had his famous Resurrection. ELVIS had the famous 1968 "comeback" TV special.

JESUS lived in a state of grace, in a Near Eastern land. ELVIS lived in Graceland, in a nearly eastern state








Back to top Go down
 
Elvis Vs Jesus
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
The Galaxy :: Jokes & Other Funny Stuff-
Jump to: