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PostSubject: Duct Tape   Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:33 pm

DUCT TAPE DOES NOT FIX EVERYTHING




Contrary to popular opinion it IS NOT good for fixing everything.

Robbo walks into a bar and sees his friend Bruce slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Bruce, "what's wrong?".

"Well," replies Bruce , "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"


"Yes," replies Robbo with a laugh.

"Well," says Bruce, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Robbo, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Bruce, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show.

"Sensible" says Robbo.

"So I get to her door," says Bruce, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

(Bruce slumps back over the bar again.) "I kicked her in the face."










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