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PostSubject: Crusty Old Bikie   Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:19 pm

CRUSTY OLD BIKIE



A crusty old bikie was out on a long ride through the outback.

He pulls up to a pub in the middle of nowhere,
parks his bike and walks inside.
As he passes through the doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:


COLD BEER: $2.00
MEAT PIE: $2.10
SNAG ROLL: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
STEAK SANGA $2.50
CHEESEBURGER: $2.75
CHICKEN SANGA : $3.50

HAND JOB: $50.00

The old bikie walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive sheila who is serving beers to a couple of sun-wrinkled old farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the old biker. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile,

"may I help you?"

The old bikie leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers,

"are you the only one around here who gives the hand jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs

"Why yes, sure I am, I do everything around here".

The old bikie leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly,

"Well, go and wash your hands real bloody good then, cause I want a cheeseburger"












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